Domz is going to crop Mark Gosingtian out of the photo. JK. | Photo by: Tricia Gosingtian

A couple of days ago, some random stranger texted me on my sun phone and went: “HEY, ARE YOU IN ______?”I mistook this stranger for an interested employer who contacted me the day before, so I replied  in the nicest possible way.

After a while, the conversation went around in circles so I had to go: “IS THIS ____?”because the person was starting to ask the randomest questions. And so the person replied with a: “NO!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN’T YET SAVED MY NUMBER!!!!” (in a less coherent manner, not verbatim). So in my head, I was all: “WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE IN MY CONTACTS ALREADY!”

Eventually, I realized the person was Mark Gosingtian. :| And I was all, “WAZ DIZ SHIT.”

… I know right? I wasted your time.

But to be fair, I already had Mark’s OTHER line on my contacts. :P