Domz is a fan of killer heels. | Photo from Google
Alexander McQueen designed this shoe to kill people, I’m quite sure of it. If only shoes could kill, this one would. Think about it, when someone starts chasing you maniacally in some dingy alleyway, you’ll no longer feel frightened—instead, you would be compelled to remove a shoe, and head-on charge the criminal just so you could clobber him to death. Brain juice and blood splattering on the wall. Or, if you want to maintain poise, make sure you’ve got a good aim and throw the shoe directly to the criminal’s head; make sure he or she’s unconscious then stomp on his or her temple (crotch, if he’s male) with the semi-spiked heel. Don’t forget to be careful though or you might end up tripping and breaking off one of your ankles or stomping off one of your own toes.
This shoe is called the Titanic Ballerina, which is a very fitting name considering the heels of the shoe seem like they’re constructed out of spare nautical mechanisms.Also, avoid puddles.
